Apr 09
18
More Pirate Word Plays.
The US Government may be considering funding a new federal
department: The Office of Disambiguation.
It appears the public have become very confused between the
term “Pirate” and “Pirate”.
In Somalia
it would appear that “Pirates” are:
(From an email from a concerned and confused citizen)
>This whole pirate situation is getting out of
control, right? Just
>can't stop thinking about it. Two more attacks
yesterday. I mean, I
>don't understand how it works. Apparently, they
pull up to the ship,
>they fire some shots, scare everyone off, then
they climb up the
>side, then I guess they copy and distribute DVD's.
Is that what they do?
In Sweden
yesterday, the “Pirates’” ringleaders were sentenced to a jail term although an
appeal is expected because the “Pirates” didn’t burn any DVD’s.
Office of
Homeland Security in the US is receiving calls from the public
who are unsure if they should call 1-800-Navy Seals or 1-800-RIAA-WSTB (We’ll
Sue The Bastards).
It would
however seem that President Obama is taking the problem so seriously, that he
has acquired his own private Presidential Pirate (PPP – not P2P) Guard attack
squad.
From the
Blog of another concerned Citizen,
But what really took hold of the Easter Day Weekend was
the successful saving of the Cargo Ship Capitan Phillips from the Somalian
Pirate Bad Guys.
So, what did we have? A little praying, a little dog, and
a few very sorry, no longer amongst the living outlaw pirates. Maybe we are
turning the corner on some of the bad news that has surrounded our airwaves and
papers during President Obama's first 100-days in office. One has to wonder if
we can turn Bo, the Portuguese Water Dog into Navy Seal attack dog, can you
just imagine it?
“Yo, Bo, see the pirates? Now, sickem' and take
no prisoners!”
Well, perhaps not, but a Portuguese Water Dog is a smart
breed and perfect for the White House watch dog. So, maybe this was a very wise
choice? Think on it.
It would appear that the RIAA has offered President Obama a
job after his current term of office and from the President’s Pro ANTI Pirate
attitude – it would seem that he is seriously considering it.
From the Tongue in cheek department.
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References
http://ezinearticles.com/?Yo-Bo,-See-the-Pirates?-Sickem&id=2213796
Hat Tip to Jan Whittaker (American/Australian author) for the heads up on confused
citizens apparentely initially from Jimmy Fallon